Straight from the stand-up comedy of Scrooge and the Grinch.
Bah! Humbug! Itâs that time of year againâ¦.Time to spend too much, drink too much, eat too much, smile falsely, dig down deep to try and find âgood cheer,â battle crowds, try to find parking in over-crowded lots, ignore surly clerks, bartenders, waiters, valets, and parking lot attendants, all in the pursuit of that moment of happiness known throughout the world asâ¦dun, dun, dun: the Holidays. Has there ever been a time more
suited to tapping into snark? With commentary, jokes, and quotes regarding Thanksgiving, Christmas, Hanukkah, Kwanza, New Yearâs; on bad presents, worse in-laws, horrible children, and much more glorious excess. Enjoy such rotten sugar plums as:
â¢ âSanta Claus has the right idea. Visit people once a year.ââVictor Borge
â¢ âIf someone screws up on their gift, there are seven more days to correct it...No awkward explanations of virgin birth...No Irving Berlin songs.ââAmong the Top Ten Reasons to Love Hanukkah
â¢ âWhat I donât like about office Christmas parties is looking for a job the next day.ââPhyllis Diller Snark, the Herald Angels Sing
is destined to be a holiday classic. 20 black-and-white illustrations